Tucked into the corner right up against the back door, Ben found this critter:
I know it's fuzzy, but do you see the red markings on its abdomen? That's right, it's a black widow, a big fat mama black widow. She was surrounded with little babies, too, and a few egg cases. *shudder*
She was dispatched thanks to half a can of bug poison, sprayed liberally about (by Ben, I wouldn't be so brave).
Once deceased, she served as the subject of the following photo: